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Today, in honor of Gphoria, i'm getting very drunk on whiskey. Join me in my trek as I watch people I don't care about try to pretend they care about something I used to care so much about.
7:06 - After Tommy Chong fucked up a Burnout award, they showed a game I didn't care about, but then TURK! TURK! plays Star Wars Galaxies. TURK! Half a dram of Makers Mark left. I decided that I wanted the extra 10 proof, because I wanted a hard kick quickly.
also this award is not fueled by Mountain Dew.
7:10 DO A GAMEBREAKER!
7:16 Fez doesn't care about WoW, I don't care about LEEEEROYYYY JENNNKINS. Deal.
7:21 CocoThePapaya13: oh man I was at this chick's math website
subVersion 11: uh huh
subVersion 11: sounds sexy.
CocoThePapaya13: I was linked from Wil Wheatons blog
CocoThePapaya13: nerd layers upon nerd layers
7:26 HAH, an old rerun of Millionare had a question about who won the 2000 World Series.
"I'm a die hard Red Sox fan, and I hate them, Yankees final answer."
"Yeah, and you're going to hate them for a long time."
HA REGIS WHERE YOU TOUPEE AT.
7:31 This Jedi comedian neds to be yanked off stage with a lightsaber hook. DARTH LATER PEOPLE GET IT
7:33 Mistake humor! He thought he won the award but was just presenting it! Oh how brilliant. Also people get shot if the King of the Cosmos doesn't win best character.
WHAT THE HELL IT'S KRATOS THIS IS BULLSHIT HAHA HE'S LIKE TOM CRUISE.
7:36 ANd HE KILLED THE OPRHA CLONE WITH A GIANT SWORD
7:41 And as the camera panned away, she just got the palaying by yourself is hard joke
7:44 Moran Wbb can't smile and care fakely about games at the same time well.
7:46 yo yo dis is 50 cent check out m y new game bulletfproof dropping later this ear I AN SO THUGGIH
Mr. Unit means that I switch to Crown Royal. The discenering whiskey. I take the opportunity to make french fries and a chicken breast. Will my apartment burn down? read on to find out.
7:53 Netflix and E3 really want you to watch movies and trade in games respectively. Both companies seem to be against ownership.
7:56 OH Eddie GrIFFIN, why you playa hatin Pong. A bunch of lines you hate in games? BUT NOT I THE bAthrOOM get it.
OH AND GAY JOKES.
7:59 TAKE THAT BOTTLE OVER YOUR HEAD ADAM SESSLER YOU aweSOME GUY
8:01 hAHAH a Hot Coffee mod joke, so fucking timely. ESPECIALLY FErGIE SHE GaVE FERGIE SO MUCH HOT COFFEE.
oh GET AT HER FEZ HE WANTED SUGAR i need to stop being in caps.
8:07 its a that seventies show paradoy with Ron Jeremy as Mario, Fez as hoster, Tom Clancy from Splinter Cell and WHaT IS ShAtNER DOING IN THE TV. hahah he kinda sounds drunk too
8:15 Nlack eyed peas are a bad side dish to french fries and chicken. Why doesn't this womans voice sound a sprocessed as in in the song.
8"18 oh man another performance by Black Eyed Peas I don't know if I can be ready in time. THERe Is nOT ENOUGH TIME.
8:23 The man from the shield sounds like chicklets. That would be an awesome family to be born into. RESident evil FOOUR MUST WIN GAME OF TYEAR.
haha it's halo 2. hahahahah, game 5 outta 5 that they listed. GTA, Hl2, RE4, and fuckin God of War are all much better games tan halo.
MASTER CHEIF SHOT The lONG LINE!
wait, we're ending? wht the fuck, I'll lose my buzz. 8:2 wht, we're done. I can't believe this. I think that this should have een edited downto just Adam Sessler, Fex, Turk TURK! and thatone girl that kissed fez cause I wanted him to be happy.
MORE tIME: JOHNNY Extreme TO thE MAX. oh this could be interesting. all the other rejexts from G4 are doing things OH HE IS FILLING A PITCHER TO THE EXTREME. DON'T BREAK DOWN THE WALL OH HE BRO it was paper. I'M HEAR TO DRINK BEER, AND MINGLE. WHO WANTS A LAP DANCE.
8:39 wait Halo 2 won best original sound? Katamari Damacy didn't? This is so fucking horrinle.
8:41 dear promo people that deal with demos for games. If ou have slowdonw in your demo for a next gen console it looks so stupid and bad. YOU MIGHT BE A SEarIAL CILLER YOUSELF
8:47 one if by land, two if by bushmills :))))))) vindiesle is confirmed to be in my AA group.
8:51 jatamari Damacy was scerwed this year TROY LET'S GO GET SOME AWARDS FOR TH EST gaME YEar LAST this isn't working ACE OF SPADES Is ON gUItar herOES OH SHIT THAT IS SOF UCKIGN AWESOME.
9:01 this maager of senion marketing communications is reading the NBA Street promo off a cue card. Also, MEET THE SESS should have been a defalt move.
9:!@ BLACK COFFEE, that's my name. BLACK COFFEE, say it again.e oh snap busted. somehow? what? I don't get this. HE WANTS A WHISKEY, GET THIS MAN wHISKEY. now ratty is drunk TO THE EXTREME.
9:18 whoa, I haven't made the nxt greatest video game yet? Sjt I better get on that. Someone do graphics, I can't drw.
9:20 Yes, we all want Quentin Tarentino to direct our own movies. He's booked to do my next party. HE WILL NOT DIRECT HYOU FUCKIN GOD OF WAR MOVIE.
9:26 are we done yet?
9-30 yes
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